Yes Walter, satire: -Mayor Daley's son as spokesperson for fair election. - Elderly Jews "giving" the election to Bush by accidentally voting for Pat Buchanan who virtually all, as Pat concedes, consider an anti-semite. Lenny Bruce couldn't have thought this one up; nor could Paul Krassner. Marty Jezer At 01:55 AM 11/10/2000 -0800, you wrote: > The Battle of Palm Beach > or Will the Jewish Vote Count and Save Gore & Lieberman? > >(Satire?) > >Some conspiracists are saying it was Bush's brother Governor Jeb, but >maybe it was a clever >official who claimed she was trying to make it easier for the "elderly >to read" the ballots. Or was it >a mole (Republican, Democrat, Jewish) passing as an apolitical and inept >draftsman who years >ago created the "butterfly ballot" for Palm Beach County. Did she not >know it violated electoral >law to surreptitiously list VP Gore in 3rd Place and assign Buchanan's >"button" to the 2nd rank. ........... Marty Jezer * 22 Prospect Street * Brattleboro, Vermont 05301 * website: <http://www.sover.net/~mjez Subscribe to my Friday commentary (it's free), just send me your e-mail address by reply
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