Mr. Unsworth,
I think the problem here might be trying to fit this all on the
title page for the SOLAR site. I think what we are looking for is something
even more brief so the page is only as long as a single screen. I guess
we'll take a shot at it ourselves!
"Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the
third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off."
--Raymond Chandler