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     He had not, however, been put into Professor Stravinsky's care at once,
but  had first spent some  time in another place, of which he could remember
little except a desk, a cupboard and a sofa.
     There some  men had  questioned Nikanor  Ivanovich,  but since his eyes
were  clouded by a flux of blood and extreme  mental anguish,  the interview
was muddled and inconclusive.
     'Are you Nikanor Ivanovich Bosoi,' they began, ' chairman of the house
committee of No. 302a, Sadovaya Street? '
     Nikanor Ivanovich gave a wild peal of laughter and replied:
     'Of course I'm Nikanor! But why call me chairman? '